Rattled.

Did a Tiger Woods fist pump when I saw that I mum bought Raisin Bran. I fucking love Raisin Bran yo’…

What the fuck?

STOP taking pictures of your pink sprite. You’re not impressing anyone with that robotussin, talmbout “lean”. There’s 11 year olds out there taking tablespoons to the face and you’re drinking 1oz to 12oz of sprite over the course of 3 hours. C’mon son. Y’all stay façading.

Holla at me next time you go to Shoppers though so I can get the Optimum points.

beyoncebeytwice:

wow of course little suzie loo mary paprika whatever df her name is can wear that brokeass hairstyle and be called cute but if i try it i’d be called ghetto ok i see how it is

I CAAAAAANNNN’TTTTTTTT

Its summer and beer consumption is at an all time high. I have always been a hard liquor person , I’ll have a brew like once in a blue moon unless it’s Strongbow (which doesn’t really count because it’s a cider). I’ll try anything once though. So about these mixed beer beverages…

Coor’s Light Ice-T is probably one of the worst things that’s ever happened to my mouth. You go into it thinking; “Hell yeah this is gonna be delicious, like Coor’s Light x Nestea”, only to be unpleasantly surprised. Seriously, there should be a prize for being able to finish one.

Bud Light Lime Mojito however is pleasantly refreshing and delicious. It’s kind of a bitch drink though obviously…

Regardless, rockets always have been and will be the wave.

That is all.